Mr. Whipple lyrics

Here's a little story about Mr. Whipple Thinking about how he'd like to buy a motorcycle Trying to run down all those fickle people People squeezing Charmin Don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple Then he came across a very fine lady Goes up to her and says "Hey Hey Hey Baby Let's go down to the deli Where I can rub that big old Whipple belly!" He's got the paper that surely won't grind When you go to the store he's the one you'll find When you leave the store he's the one you'll miss You'll want to give Whipple a big old Kiss