When Those Aggies Move To Austin lyrics

You're the devil's daughter in disguise So don't try to hide the fire in your eyes You must be stupid cause you just don't have a clue Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you Chorus: When all those aggies move to austin And beaumont is covered in snow When the wind don't blow in amarillo Darlin' then you can come back home You sure can shake your little round behind But your hour glass figure won't buy my time You know how to work it lord knows it's worked before This time you leave your butt will have the imprint of the front door Chorus: When fort worth is east of dallas And texans forget the alamo When lubbock opens up a ski resort And the brazos is straighter than an arrow Chorus: When all those aggies move to austin And beaumont is covered in snow When the wind don't blow in amarillo Darlin' then you can come back home But don't hold your breath Then you can come back home