Original lyrics

EN

I'm a friend of Mister Pastry I'm a friend of Allen Jones I'm a friend of Shirley Bassey I'm a friend of your chromosomes I'm a friend of Stuart Sutcliffe I'm a friend of Michael Miles I'm a friend of Jim Morrison I'm a friend of Nobby Stiles I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend If I come on the night, can I get in free? I'm a friend of Egon Schiele I'm a friend of Mister Spock I'm a friend of Doctor Kildare I'm a friend of the Woodentots I'm a friend of Arthur Askey I'm a friend of Freda Payne I'm a friend of Danny Angel I'm a friend of Big John Wayne I'm a friend of Brian Inglis I'm a friend of your dad's son I'm a friend of Boris Karloff I'm a friend of everyone