Whip In My Valise lyrics

when I met you you were just sixteen pulling the wings off flies when an old lady got hit by a truck I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes your sadistic suits my masochistic and there's a whip in my valise on yeah who taught you the torture? who taught ya? who taught you the torture? who taught ya? who taught you the torture? who taught ya? who taught ya? who taught ya? who taught you? describe the special punishment room over my garage, there's a whipping post, a vertical beam you have to be in charge* I paid a packet for a new straight jacket there's a whip in my valise oh yeah who taught you the torture? who taught ya? who taught you the torture? who taught ya? who taught you the torture? who taught ya? who taught ya? who taught ya? who taught you? you put my head into the stocks and then you went to choose a cane but hey, your cat has got nine tails you like to leave me lame I can't thank her, my Sunday Spanker there's a whip in my valise oh yeah who taught you the torture? who taught ya? who taught you the torture? who taught ya? who taught you the torture? who taught ya? who taught ya? who taught ya? who taught you? *in some live versions the following verse and chorus should be inserted here: I was your favourite rubber slave there's a whip in my valise oh yeah who taught you the torture? who taught ya? who taught you the torture? who taught ya? who taught you the torture? who taught ya? who taught ya? who taught ya? who taught you? you gave me punishment, it lasted an hour it made marks on my skin I'm just a bundle of misery girl did you see my cheeks fall in?