Trick (Acoustic) lyrics

I am a bastard and my name is Bill I wake up at 7 o'clock and call in sick but I'm scared to talk I hate to see you look so sad, but please don't make me feel so bad Because, I am a bastard and my name is Bill I'd like to say I wanna die But when I tell you I start to cry I am a monkey who's name won't stick But I won't charge you for this trick Yeah, I won't charge you for this trick I won't charge you for this trick I won't charge you for this trick Yeah, I won't charge you for this trick