Sheila's Weels lyrics

Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman You're not a Sheila, You're a Peter or a Clive Because their lack of spatial awareness Makes them really fucking careless You should never ever let a woman drive. When a girl is sitting at the wheel You're gonna hear the crunch of steel, There's a very real danger that she'll crash into a stranger, If you want to leave the car alive Never let a woman drive. If you ever let a bird reverse You're gonna end up in a hearse, You're in massive fucking peril if your driver's name is Cheryl, If you want to leave the car alive Never let a woman drive