Three Days In The Dog lyrics

Don't try and sell me a pig in a poke 'Cause I know them like the back of my hand Talking to an ostrich ain't no joke 'Cause he goes and sticks his head in the sand A joker once tried to tell me He bit a dog and called it a day It was raining cats and dogs But he didn't have a place to stay Man bites dog Three days in the dog house But it's news You take a man, he bites a dog Three days in the doghouse But it's news