Pretty Normal Guy lyrics

Hangin’ out with friends in a bar And I am lookin’ for love Is there somethin left of this cake A little slice would be fine But I don’t seem to find anything Not even one single crumb Jim is always cheatin’, Fred is much too freaky Dan is dating boys, Pete still plays with toys Thomas is a talker, Simon ain’t much smarter Seems it’s hard to find a pretty normal guy Buyin' food and drinks in a store Where can I find the fresh meat? Damn it seems the store is sold out Nothin' left not even the cheap So I can’t seem to find anything Not even one single bone Jim is always cheatin’, Fred is much too freaky Dan is dating boys, Pete still plays with toys Thomas is a talker, Simon ain’t much smarter Seems it’s hard to find a pretty normal guy