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I used to have a girlfriend, but I couldn't keep her Because every time I dropped my pants, she laughed at my anteater It was verbal abuse that I just couldn't take So that's why I decided that I'm gonna trim my snake Yeah, yeah, I am so punk rock Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna trim my cock Yeah, yeah, I am so damn scene Yeah, yeah, auf wiedersehen, ween I should be careful to not get an infection Don't wanna shoot blood with every erection Times like these it really really hurts when I gotta go Times like these I really really miss the ol' Gonzo This is a treat, no it's not a trick This is a makeover for my dick Diy circumcision It's my own decision By my own incisions Diy circumcision Now when I piss, my cock is so mangled It's real hit or miss, it shoots in all angles Diy circumcision It's my own decision By my own incisions Say goodbye, foreskin