كلمات Maybe This Dream

When I was a little girl I felt like a princess So naive and full of hope I thought my dreams would come true But then as I grew The world was all like, nope But this time, maybe Maybe this dream Won't lead to disgrace! Maybe this dream Is in reach! Maybe this dream Won't poop on my face! Like at a seagull At the beach! Maybe this dream Won't be like my wedding The organ played There goes the bride! I came back Maybe this dream Won't be like some maggots Feasting on the rotting Deer carcass of my pride! Maybe this dream Won't be like my vibrator Breaking when I need it most! Tim Tweedle-deedle-dee! Maybe this dream Won't be like Ebola Eating the flesh of its host! Jim Tweedle-deedle-doo! Paula Maybe this dream Won't be like when I go running And I have to take a dump So I have to rush home Plus I also have my period So I have menstrual cramps Plus dump cramps And as I run frantically I pee just a little Because I've had two babies So by the time I get home My undies smell like A sewer rat! Maybe this dream Won't be like that! Maybe this dream Will finally make me feel Like I deserve A dream