Who's The Real Sponsor? lyrics

Driving my Mazda and jacked up on monster (TM) I wonder if maybe my life needs a sponsor? I decide to upgrade to 'professional' level So I take out my iPhone and Google the devil He's into Metallica, the devil's alright! Until he asks me if the kids are alright But devil, I say: DIY or die! And so you shall, if you do not comply! A live music event helps me to meet this quota Now I get paid in RedBull and drive a Toyota