Original lyrics
ENI had sex on Chrismas
I had sex three times today
Three different women taught be how to be bored in their own separate, sweet, little ways
I feel like hell on Christmas
And I feel like hell today
I feel like Hell
When I wake-up, I can tell that I'm never gonna make you stay
Okay, here it goes
I didn't get no presents on Christmas
And I sure didn't get none today
Learned my lesson
Life is one long session of disappointment, heartache, pain
Disappointment
Heartache
Pain
...and despair
