I Love My Car lyrics

I love my car I'll admit today I've gone too far To enamour myself of my little motor car I love my dog I love my pussy cat, I love the rat That lives under the floor and makes his bed from novelettes I wish I could say the same for you The day will come soon when I look in your eyes, but I won't see you I've got a head like a soaking sponge I've got a tongue like a little slug I won't be bugged by trivia I love my Carl I love my Brian my Dennis and my Al I could even find it in my head to love Mike Love I wish I could say the same for you The day will come soon when I look in your eyes to see you smiling