Slaptop lyrics

Slap it on a laptop send me off an email get me on the landline you could always text me, fax me you could always page me hurry up download put me out my misery is it 'cause I'm stupid? is it 'cause I'm lazy? is it 'cause I'm halfwit and big words tend to faze me you could always text me, fax me you could always page me give me the S.P. put me out my misery chuck it in a bottle carve it in stone morse code, smoke signal or semaphore you could send the toen cryer round to shout it in my ear you could strap it to a pigeon and send it home no win no fee same day delivery so send it along