J.R.R. Tolkien lyrics

Who wrote the Hobbit, Two Towers and Return of the King? J.R.R. Tolkein! Who wants Rankin/Bass's ass in a sling? J.R.R. Tolkein! The only fantasy I'd ever read to my children But not The Simarillion! Who wants to kill Ralph Bakshi for the Lord of the Rings? J.R.R. Tolkein!