Ripped Pants lyrics

When I ripped my pants I thought that I had everybody on my side 'Till I went and blew it All sky-high And now she won't even spare a passing glance All just because I ripped my pants When big Lary came 'round just to put him down Spongebob turned into a clown And no girl ever wants to dance With a fool who went and ripped his pants I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse But the pain feels so much worse Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun Then a burn from the Sun Or sand in your buns Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget So listen and you won't regret Be true to yourself Don't miss your chance And you won't end up like the fool Who ripped his pants!