Original lyrics
ENIf I had a million grand
And was as strong as superman
And had a golden sparkling tan
And with my bare hands open cans
I'd still be waiting
Waiting right here
Waiting for you
Right here in lonelyland
If I changed my name to Stan
And all the women in Iran
Said they'd always be my friends
And if there was a party that would never end
I'd still be waiting
Waiting right here
Waiting for you
Right here in lonelyland
And if the world was made from jam
And if I had a case of yams
And everyone loved their fellow man
And even if the kkk were banned
I'd still be waiting
Waiting right here
Waiting for you
Right here in lonelyland
