They Came From Oklahoma lyrics

They came from Oklahoma They said the end of the world Was on its way, in a Chevy nova They came from Oklahoma They said the end of the world Was on its way, in a Chevy nova They tied everyone to their chairs Then danced the gravy train They sawed off all their shotguns Shot the kettle drum and drank iced tea From a monkey's butthole They sawed off all their shotguns Shot the kettle drum and drank iced tea From a monkey's butthole They bit their fingers off in a frenzy Then danced the gravy train Their leader was an ostrich Dressed up to look just like A lincoln log in a cardigan sweater Their leader was an ostrich Dressed up to look just like A lincoln log in a cardigan sweater They made thirty million in small change Then ate it all and exploded They came from Oklahoma They said the end of the world Was on its way, in a Chevy nova They came from Oklahoma They said the end of the world Was on its way, in a Chevy nova They feared the wrath of the lord So they danced the gravy train