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In April when your barge sailed through I fell in love with you Alas my paramour alack A stranger to me 'til the test comes back Chorus: Oh the micro-organism Oh the micro-organism Dive in the gene pool down you swim Down to where the light grows thin Flail little fishies flail if you can But avoid the micro-organism man Chorus Caffeine sugar and THC Is all that the doctors are gonna find in me When they do the autopsy The micro-organism won't get me Chorus God is good and God is great God's a big invertebrate God made the river change its route But he won't pull the micro-organism out Chorus The cowslips bloom and the bluebells too Here's advice I'll give to you Rattle your sword before you strike And never kiss anyone you like Chorus