99 Biker Friends lyrics

Such a big man, such a little chick I think it all goes back to your tiny pick-up truck in the driveway, With a sticker on the window - "Rest in Peace Number 3" Tell all your friends how you put her in her place 7 pounds of makeup just to hide her beat up face Such a pretty face CHORUS It takes a tough man to slap her around Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down She's wearing shades but we all see behind that tinted glass And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass Tell her that you're sorry Blame it on the beer Your dad was mean to you Your friends think you're an asshole, and I do too Over compensating for your small shoes Takin her away, but you won't say when Hold her in your arms, tell her this won't happen again When will this end? Well CHORUS I wish Bruce Lee was here right now. With his trusty Num - Chuck Norris is still alive, So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger, All the dudes from "Danger, Danger" Let's get the A-Team, 50 Cent with his bling-bling, And a couple of prison guards CHORUS Start runnin' now. We're gonna kick your ass!