Original lyrics
ENPure evil is cuddly
And it's coming for you children's souls
Every day at eleven it teaches toddlers about sodomy
Custard is spilled and Noo-Noo sucks it up
A metaphor for Barney Frank's wet dream
Three sides denotes pride
All that's missing is the Broadway show
He's colored all Tyrian
The Phoenician dye that keeps the Irish afraid
He wants your kids at his moustache parade
"Better in (the belly of) a whore than wasted on a rock"
Nothing better to do than to search a purse for anal beads and pentagrams
