Where's my pen? lyrics

Where's my fucking pen? I can't find you, where are you hiding, I can't find you, I'm sure you hiding for me Can someone tell me, where the little bastard is? Can someone tell me how many minutes do there go before i'm getting nuts? I look in the bush, I look in my tree but it's only fucking leaf, I motherfucking see. I look in the bush, I look in my tree, Die you motherfucking pen, who I can't see. Die!