Opi Rides Again - Club Med Sucks lyrics

I don't have to go to school for an entire week I just want to go down to Newport Beach Mom and Dad want to tell me where to go They wanna go to Club Med San Carlos Club Med sucks Authority sucks I hate golf I wanna play lacrosse The people there, they are so stupid They exploit the poor and the weak I want no part of their death culture I just wanna go to the beach