Original lyrics

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Woke up, had a boner Dragged a comb across my boner I said, "It's high time For us to experience high tide" No thanks, I don't drink And, oh, God, are you drunk? What you've done? This vibrato isn't helping things much No one should trust my statement of faith 'Cause I didn't make eye contact And I kept touching my face Be honest But not that honest Be honest But not that honest I think I know where the bathrooms are here I've been going to this restaurant for 17 years For a minute there I thought you were twice as tall as me You're no spencer and I'm no Dan But we'll sound like Wolf Parade much as we can For a minute there I thought you were twice as tall as me Not that honest Well, be honest Not that honest Be honest Not that honest Well, be honest Not that honest You said, “Why don’t you just grab the brush from Da Vinci And tell him how he could be doing it better?” I said “You’re supposed to call him Leonardo” I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was dead I wish I was dead I wish I was dead I wish I was dead I wish, I wish I wish, I wish I wish, I wish I wish, I wish