Original lyrics
ENWell, I went and saw my doctor today
He said: Son, you've been eatin' the unhealthily way
You should eat the four food groups
And cut back on beer
But his words must have mixed up
Before they reached my ears
'Cause I'm gettin' serving some fruit
In apple martini's
And all my dairy comes from cold Bailey's amaynays
For meat I like steak
And when I'm good and tipsy
Six servings of grain comes from Jack Daniel's whiskey
Well I've got to say that my prescription works fine
'Cause I've never felt better than I do tonight
The only side effect I have to dread is
I can't ever remember a damn word that I said
I said
Six servings of grain comes from Jack Daniel's whiskey
