New English Bible lyrics

I hired a video and put it under the Tele I taped this and that an' I watched the films I soon got soaked - nay saturated So I phoned the rental company to - fetch it back. An' I'm drying out now I'm drying out Don't think I've done to much damage Just a mild form of video pneumonia. It could have been worse Our plumbers got it bad You see we just moved house To a cottage on a hill. I had to fetch him out To mend the pipes An' when he saw the house he said "Bloody hell Cliff, Psycho 2" There's not much hope for him And when he'd finished I took him home To watch the Texas Chain-saw Massacre