Itchy Vagina Metaphor lyrics

If you haven't guessed, I'm the itchy cat Need aloe or some Monistat Otherwise, I'll stay and Moniscat Scabadoo babadoo skeedlelee scratchy scatty scratch You wore those cheap old shoddy pants Now I'm doing an experimental itchy dance I have to hide myself away This feline can't come out and play So get me some lotion potion, stat To scratch this scratchy scatty cat This itchy scratchy scatty cat Get that dissolving egg That runs down your leg So I can stop being the itchy cat