Everybody Were Stoned lyrics

I took my baby to the hospital 'cause she ate up so many balls she had forgotten who I was The nurse told me "baby don't you worry 'bout her Then shoved a spike into her own arm and fell down limp on the floor I called my buddy and said "Oh man I need some help" But he was so drunk he couldn't stop laughing, oh hell I got in the cab and said "Let's get away from here" But the driver couldn't drive 'cause he was all soaked up in beer Everybody were Everybody were stoned I got to my granny's house and I rang her bell and she took me in And I asked her for some water but she said" No way, dear - You need some heroin" I got in the church and said "Oh Lord take me back!" but all the congregation was smoking crack Everybody were Everybody were stoned Stoned Stoned Stoned