Straight Faced lyrics

Tracy, keep a straight face, take me more seriously Tracy, I got my eye on a maisonette in Leigh-on-sea When you bent down I think I saw something I shouldn't see Tracy, I've seen you round Leytonstone recently I got a compass and sextant I got a telescope I got a map of the stars at night I got a waterproof coat I checked out the barometer I read the weathervane I got sensible walking shoes I got my walking cane Tracy, I've been looking down the M11 link road Tracy, remember how we chained ourselves to the old tree? Tracy, I've seen you down the pool recently Tracy, we don't play two shots on the black