Fuck My Shit Stinks lyrics

Sittin on the pot on Tuesday mornin Readin bout the war in Lebanon A car bomb killed 3 yankees in Rome But I got a bigger problem and its closer to home [Chorus:] Oh fuck my shit stinks Holy fuck'n moly my shit stinks Argh fuck billy my shit stinks Maybe there's something wrong with my diet I had a case of beer and couple of tacos You know I feel like Johnny Cash Going down in that ring of burning fire Well all my friends like heavy metal But I've always been partial to polkas While they're all playin their air guitars I'm fartin along with the booming tubas