Songtext von Buy One Free (Get The Other Half Off)

Imagine if you gazed upon All the signs in the store say free I did that one time at the Valley Mall No (Koil) not the one in New Orleans I know it's crazy yeah The notion is quite absurd But, wouldn't it be cool If without strings we saw that word Buy one Free, get the other half off Four for nothing, no need to scoff No money needed, for these giveaways Signs say free all over the place Seventy five percent off Of a fixed pro-bono price Imagining discounts so wide If it were true it would be nice