Songtext von Brown Eyed Handsome Man

So now arrested on charges of unemployment sittin' in the witness stand The Judge's wife called up the district attorney Said free that brown eyed handsome man If you want your job you better free that brown eyed man Oh flyin' cross the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walkin' cross the sand She'd been a walkin' thirty miles on route to LA To get a brown eyed handsome man brown eyed handsome man Way back in hist'ry three thousand years in fact ever since the world began There'd been a whole lotta good lookin' women sheddin' tears Over a brown eyed handsome man brown eyed handsome man Well beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer friend Her mama told her daughter darlin' go out and find Yourself a brown eyed handsome man Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man Well Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass she had the world in the palm of her hand She lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match over brown eyed handsome man Over brown eyed handsome man