Songtext von Jagermeister Toast

Uma Uma Thurman got the butt Jimmy smoking crack but I don't give a fuck I could've had a v8 instead I had a forty When your girlfriend's on my dick She always calls you shorty One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four Fucked up, wasted, puking on the floor I never wake up in the morning Oh my god what have I done That girl that I was fucking's boyfriend's Got a loaded gun Hocus pocus I can't even focus But your girlfriends on my dick Like a locust So pass me the jager I'll put it in my cup I'll slam it jam it down And do I want another? Yup So pass me the jager I'll put it in my cup I'll slam it jam it down And do I want another? Yup