Songtext von Driftwood

I got dibs on drums and first say on the mike rule number six for life is stay on the bike and as soon as you can get rid of the trainin wheels there's no way to explain how good an ?attendant? feels it's better than nothin but it's more fun than pinball but when it's done poorly it's enough to make the skin crawl it's like chewin on tin foil the only thing worse is when kids peddle drums without payin a few dues first so don't ask what my drums are 'cause I either won't tell you or else I got a list of phony records to sell you 'cause see noone helped me and as a matter of fact there's a thrill in the hunt for a platter of wax it's calles searchin for the perfect beat the owner is prestigious to those with the knowledge and achieve sacriligious ??? bootlegs and reissues I avoid 'em like a plague but don't ask where i look 'cause i'll lie or be vague I'm on the lookout for beats every little second checkin country western even heavy metal records leave no stone uncovered for every ten took in you may find none with ten hours spend lookin but that's what makes a good score so rewarding even if you spend 20 bucks on a rare recording so don't ask what my drums are 'cause I either won't tell you or else I've got a list of phony records to sell you