Songtext von Miss Subway of 1952

To my idol D Divine Let's hope this never happens to us She may look a little worn out She may have a couple of grey hairs A little ragged, a little haggered A few wrinkles here and there But you shoulda seen her twenty-one years ago She woulda captivated you Why she was Miss Subway of 1952 She had a stunning figure And her hips weren't any bigger Than her bust was She's gotten just a little saggy And her skin's a triffle baggy But there was a time When everything was perfectly placed She had a beautiful face She may look a little made up Especially around the eyes A little goopy, a little drooppy But once they were quite a prize Yes, you shoulda seen her twenty-one years ago They were a dead-by-state and you Why, she was Miss Subway of 1952 She had a million men around her Giving gifts that would astound her Why, she couldn't even walk down the street Yes she had lovers by the dozens And she even had some cousins Who couldn't stop throwing themselves at her feet She was so dainty and so sweet She may look a little worn out She may have a couple of grey hairs A little ragged, a little haggered A few wrinkles here and there But you shoulda seen her twenty-one years ago She woulda captivated you Why she was Miss Subway of 1952 Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa oh yeah, ooh