Songtext von Let's Have Intercourse

Unfortunately, I want to have sex with you I don't know what happened Maybe you lost some weight For some reason, you're now on the top of my to-do list Let's get this over with So I can focus on other tasks Let's have intercourse (Let's have intercourse) Just pretend I'm seducing you Come on, let's quickly have intercourse (Let's quickly have intercourse) So I can move on with my life My busy life You and I are both highly intelligent people Although I'm in much better physical shape Once we do it, it'll be like Well, that's what that was like And you'll hopefully go back to seeming weird to me But right now let's have intercourse (Let's have intercourse) I mean, obviously you want to, too Just super quickly have intercourse (Super quickly have intercourse) You could use the exercise Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not My body wants things that make my mind go: Uh, body, what? We're animals, it's unfortunate So come on, let's contortion it I won't be back to normal till I see what your nipples look like They're probably straightforward nipples I won't know for sure Until we stop wasting time talking 'bout it And we super quickly It'll only take a second Have intercourse (Have intercourse) Let's have intercourse Good thing I happen to have an old condom in my wallet