Songtext von The Fez

Hello, Colin; it's the fez! Who has angered the volcano god? [x4] You have angered the volcano god! I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat (ha ha ha ha) Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again [x2] He's frightening the women and he's raping the men because Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again! Excuse me while I puke and die (ha ha ha ha) Know what pisses me off, huh? You know what What really gets me mad in this life? It's the goddamn periodic table of elements. They've got 109 or so naturally occuring elements. Then they've got 10 or 11 of these Non-naturally occuring man-made elements. They give them names like Einsteinium, Californium, and Nobelium. And what I want to know is If they're man-made Just how the _hell_ can they be elements, huh? Know what's bothering my mind? There's a time for taking And a time for giving But ripping off the Butthole Surfers Is how we make our living (ha ha ha ha)