Songtext von Pretty Womanitis

Chasing skirts pretty faces takes me to the darnest places Gets me into more trouble than a man can believe Lyin' here awake when I oughta be sleeping Thinkin' about the harvest that needs reaping My sickness started looking like a fatal disease Oh I've got pretty womanitis and it's a gonna get me down There just ain't enough of me to start to go around I guess I'll die a trying even though that's plain to see This old world's full of women there's only one of me Booze ain't never been my weakness I ain't complained about too much sickness Cigarettes I can take 'em or leave 'em anytime I choose I may be broke but payday's Friday and I'll have the money to burn But when it comes to pretty women Lord I guess I'll never learn Oh I've got pretty womanitis and it's a really getting rough They outnumber men six to one as if that ain't enough Men just keep gettin' married and the thing they fail to see It takes one off the market but leaves five more for me Oh I've got pretty womanitis and it's a gonna get me down... This old world's full of women there's only one of me