Songtext von I Threw a Glass At My Friend’s Eyes And Now I’m On Probation

You're ruining my life day by day The butterflies you give me are literally making me nauseous This is disgusting, like seriously dude? What do you think you're doing? You're like way older than me and you're gross And I don't wanna do that Never invite me over ever again Just kidding, please do! I really wanna hang out with you Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh But fuck you! You're so old, dude! Like seriously, what do you think you're doing? Your hands are so big and you're so tall, wow You know, I kinda wish I had let you do that one thing that time But in retrospect it would've been a bad idea, because You don't care about me, and like, I care about you, so that's bad Never invite me over ever again Just kidding, please do! I really wanna hang out with you Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh I'm really ironically pissed off right now I'm feeling quite lost right now Like in a really big forest in Lake Tahoe or something Somewhere big and scary cause you're scary as shit, dude! Like, I don't really know what I can tell you You kinda freak me out but we could be friends! Never invite me over ever again Just kidding, please do! I really wanna hang out with you Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Never invite me over ever again Just kidding, please do! I really wanna make out with you Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Never invite me over ever again Just kidding, please do! I really wanna hang out with you