Songtext von Doin' Time Under The Lifegaurd Stand

now for anyone who remembers their pre-teenage septembers goin' back to class and taking sex-ed at school well i already learned all about women from doin' all my swimmin' wearing goggles in the deep end of the pool one day mrs potts cried out there's a peeping tom about some voyeuristic jacques-cousteau-of-a-man well i heard that whistle blow and i said i know i know i know it's time to park my butt under the stand i'm doin' time under the lifeguard stand you'll do 10 minutes to life said the lifeguard man marco (polo) marco (polo) catch you when i can until then i'm doin time under the stand now eddie was a gullible kid i should be ashamed of the things i did we used to play this game to see how long he could hold his breath a game called smear the otter and i would hold him underwater it was a game that nearly scared his mom to death chorus there was no running no yelling no cussing no fighting no screaming no fussing no throwing balls no waterguns no good old just clean fun no boats no lights no motorcars not a single luxury like robinson caruso i watch too much tv now the years have gone by fast and i'm finally an adult at last and i can swim during break with all you older guys and now that i'm allowed i wear my goggles proud but like a kid i can't believe my eyes