Songtext von RSPCA Love Song

Lately I've been thinking about Eating my cat, eating my cat Gonna put him in the oven And drain him of fat Yeah, he'd like that 'cos when you got no chicken And you got no meat There's nothing like that cat That's farting at your feet I wanna eat him I wanna eat him now C'mon pussy gonna make you meeow Animals are beautiful But they taste so good Even mad cow's disease tastes Better than it should Lately I've been thinking about Eating my dog, Put an apple in his mouth, Kind of like a hog. 'cos when you're makin' spare ribs Or puppy eye stew They sat chewin' on a paw Can make a man feel like new I wanna eat him I wanna eat him now C'mon doogy gonna make you howl Animals are beautiful and Animals are beautiful He likes his He likes his He likes his meat done real rare Can I get a little bit of animal A little bit of Can I get a little bit of animal A little bit of