Songtext von Boomstick

Ash, Cheryl, i'm really getting tired of you trying to kill me… you see this? This is my boomstick! it's a 12 gage, double barrel, brimington. S-marts top of the line! You can find this in the sporting goods department! That's right, this sweet baby was made right here in grandrapids, michigan. Retails about a hundred and nine, ninety-five. It's got a wallnut stolk, coalball blue steal and a hair trigger. That's right…shop smart! shop s-mart! ya' got that!? Cheryl, I'll swallow your soul! Ash, Swollow this!