Songtext von Feliz Navidad

We wanna wish all of y'all Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Turn this shit up y'all [Chorus:] Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad Thank you for breaking up with me at Christmas You picked the perfect time of year to do it Right after I bought every gift you wanted I guess that's just the bitch you are You changed your pager, home and cell phone number You even took out a restraining order Can't get within 500 feet of your door So yeah I think you've gone too far [Chorus] I'm really sorry that I fucked your sister I can't believe she even let me fist her I even hooked up with your best friend Esther Yeah she blew me in your car I guess I'll never ever learn my lesson Just bought a brand new shiny Smith & Wesson I'm gonna keep your boyfriend second guessing I hope I see him at some bar Somebody told me he was born a woman They say he changed his name from Rachel to Ruben You must be the only bitch he's fooling You should check him for some scars I hope you get a fucking yeast infection Or some disease from using no protection You know you'll never give him no erections Yeah his wee wee won't get hard Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah