Songtext von Man of the Year

I Wake Up Every Morning, Six O'clock, I`m Right On Time I Eat a Low Fat Breakfast, I Tie a Perfect Tie I Kiss the Wife, I Hug the Kids, I Pat the Dogs and Cats I Never Lose Anything, My Car Keys Or My Hat 'cause I`m the Man of the Year I`m the Man of the Year I Never Cheat At Finals, Or Miss a Day At School My Urine Tests Are Perfect, My Prostate Is a Jewel 'cause I`m the Man of the Year I`m the Man of the Year 'cause I`m the Man of the Year I`m Never, Ever Jealous Never, Ever Cruel I`m a Graduate of Harvard Where I Never Broke the Rules The Queen Made Me a Knight The Pope Made Me a Saint The President Plays Golf With Me I Make Madonna Faint So Why Am I So Lonely Depressed and in Despair If I Pull This Trigger in My Mouth Will Anybody Care It Was the Greatest Funeral, I Laid in Perfect State And Later I Will Meet the Lord, I Bet He Just Can`t Wait To Meet the Man of the Year I`m the Man of the Year Stand in Line to Meet the Man I`m the Man, I`m the Man, I`m the Man