Songtext von Father

Father's very noisy with his 'bines Said they're all the same it makes you sick Need a bleeding boot up their behinds That would bloody shift them double quick Father drops his toffee after tea All them monkey's sprouting their advice Bleeding, bloody berks, believe you me Twenty times as much for half the price In the kitchen, mother The kettle's got a hard-on (father) You can't call this dripping It hasn't got no lard on (father) (father, father, father, father) Father's in the khazi half-an-hour "What's it all about?", is what I think Shove them all inside the bloody Tower Blinking, bloody, bleeding sodding pink In the kitchen, mother The kettle's got a hard-on (father) You can't call this dripping It hasn't got no lard on (father) (father, father, father, father) Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Father's drops his toffee after tea "What's it all about?", is what I think Bleeding load of berks, believe you me Shove them all inside the blinking clink Get them off your mother And see what's on the telly The buttons on your nightie Are getting on my nelly