Songtext von Snug Slacks

It is difficult for you to be so beautiful Or do you find the advantages tend to outweigh the disadvantages? Am I being rude? I'm sorry, I've never really had the appropriate attitude Do you think that life is easier when one looks as good as you do Or do people always say that you're a narcissist Do they ingratiate themselves to you and act all obsequious? Come on now baby, you can tell me, it's just between the two of us Snug slacks baby snug slacks Now you're giving me a different kind of panic attack Sick joke, baby crack smoke, now take me out in your baby for a midnight poke I said Stonehenge baby throw hands Now you got me all down doubting who I am Snug slacks baby snug slacks Now let's get you out of those and see what kind of punch your manhood packs You know it takes an ass like yours to make it possible for me To have developed such a very high tolerance for inappropriate behaviour I mean I can take it or leave it, I don't need it And I hope I haven't spoken out of turn But if you'd be so kind I could use some help with my thesis on the carpet burn By the way I got tickets for us to see Joan Baez tonight Oh? I guess I misunderstood, I never heard of Joan as policewoman But I do love me some Angie Dickinson Let's be clear, Joan Baez makes GG Allin look like Charlene Tilton Snug slacks baby snug slacks Now you're giving me a different kind of panic attack Sick joke, baby crack smoke, now take me out in your baby for a midnight poke I said Stonehenge baby throw hands Now you got me all down doubting who I am Snug slacks baby snug slacks Now let's get you out of those and see what kind of punch your manhood packs