Songtext von Pancake Guru

Plain or blueberry is what I ask I took the cool juice To fill you up for your next task I'm the pancake guru Flip them from the grill to plates I took the cool juice Everyone I feed salivates I'm the pancake guru Do you know what I put in these? Something that looks nothing like cheese Try not to get too mad I took the cool juice Everything I cook is bad I'm the pancake guru Why don't you just wait and see? I took the cool juice I'll bury your head into a tree I'm the pancake guru I'm not gonna cook for you ya nut To fill you up for your nasty gut You should have got slapped long ago How low, how low, how will you go? Bash your head with a frying pan Go find a jock in the Ku Klux Klan Should of left you far behind Normal people hate your kind