Songtext von The Idiot Son of Asshole

He's not smart, a C student And that's after buying his way into school Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic Can he read? No one's really quite sure He signs stuff and he executes people Maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends Cocaine and a little drunk driving Doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief Idiot son of an asshole He's the idiot son of an asshole Idiot son of an asshole He's the idiot son of an asshole Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track I'm putting a week back on the shelf Suddenly I'm the President, of the United States But they I woke up, and realized I'm still me He's too dumb, to eat pretzels, apparently smart enough to fix an election Moved boldly into the White House but most people voted against him He likes naps, He's good at naptime, a couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed He may be from Bush decent, he's always gonna be unpresident Idiot son of an asshole He's the idiot son of an asshole Idiot son of an asshole He's the idiot son of an asshole Idiot son of an asshole He's the idiot son of an asshole He's our president!