Songtext von 5th Grade Alchemy

When I Was A Young Gnome A Pair Of Cut Purses Cornered Me Behind The Inn Oh, I'm Only A 5th Grader Oh God, Horus Get Back With Charisma Low, I Reached Into My Bag Of Holding It Was Time, It Was My Turn A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Thought I Was Not Large, Even For A Gnome I Was Confident I Could Ward Off The Attacker Oh, He's Only A Dog Oh God, Let Go Of Him With My Dog Hours In The Clutches Of Murderous Friends I Had To Act Quickly So I Began A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A, And A A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick (repeat)