Songtext von Molly Ringworm

I was riding on the bus just north of petaluma When a women sat next to me Her smelly body odor was enough to make me throw her Out the window onto the street Her wretched armpit hair was in my face She shit her pants, potato chips in her teeth... Molly ringworm crawling up your ass molly ringworm Molly ringworm the stench of decompinstation molly ringworm A constant flow of flatulent air was straming From her behind She was chewing gum from the bottom of the seat When would this torture cease So I stood right up and asked very nicely If she could stop farting and control her anal gasses But I guess she couldn't understand these sacred words of english 'cause the farts they kept a comin', pooping out her smelly anus I puked in my lap, as she started to crap Forever victim to her stench Molly ringworm, i love you, molly There was a little brown stain on the seat of her pants When she finally walked off the bus The urine in her panties had somehow drove me batty As did the zits on her arms spewing pus Oist-nasal drip, perpetual grip Forever victim to her stench